Anatomy of the Evolution of
Obama's Post-Benghazi-Attack Public-Information Strategy-- JV Strategy Evolves
from Just Video to Junior Varsity. ·Topic category: Other/General
Obama's Post-Benghazi-Attack Public-Information Strategy-- JV Strategy Evolves from Just Video to Junior Varsity.
This is a special installment by Bill Clinton as Minister of Truth: Before commencing my text-based report on the Evolution of Obama's Post-Benghazi-Attach Public-Information "JV" Strategy evolving from "Just Video" to "Junior Varsity," I've inserted a couple of images which convey the nature of the initial "JV" strategy and the current "JV" strategy:
Special Installment by the Minister of Truth , PoliSat.Com , PoliticalXray.Com .
January 22, 2014--
Before commencing my text-based report on the Evolution of Obama's Post-Benghazi-Attach Public-Information "JV" Strategy evolving from "Just Video" to "Junior Varsity," I've inserted a couple of images which convey the nature of the initial "JV" strategy and the current "JV" strategy:
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White-House Strategy Session Immediately After Benghazi Attack: JV = Just Video -- i.e., Blame the Video Tweet: https://twitter.com/PoliticalXray/status/426171269722042368 |
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Current White House Strategy: "JV" means "Junior Varsity" terrorists as not being linked to Al Qaeda. Tweet: https://twitter.com/PoliticalXray/status/426172178048884736 |
As Minister of Truth working behind the scene through the Greatest Secretary of State in History, (my wife and protegé) Hillary Clinton, I have prepared a comprehensive anatomy of the evolution of our Post-Benghazi-Attack Public-Information Strategy regarding the 9-11-2012 Attack in Benghazi that Killed Our Ambassador, Christopher Stevens, Sean Smith, Glen Doherty and Tyrone Woods. I'm glad to report that thus far, our Post-Benghazi-Attack Public-Information Strategy has been the most successful public-information strategy in history since Goebbel's "Triumph of the Will" movie convinced pre-WWII opinion-shapers in America that Hitler had merely managed to inspire the German people to "pull themselves up by their bootstraps" and recover from the disastrous effects on their country from the treaty ending WWI.
Since Our Leader, President Obama, and the Greatest Secretary of State in History, Hillary Clinton, had made the phrase "GM is Alive, Bin Laden is Dead and Al Qaeda is On the Run" a Central Theme in our 2012 Election Campaign, the 9-11-2012 events in Benghazi made it imperative that the voters perceive it as having been caused by anything other than any link with Al Qaeda, our initial strategy brilliantly blamed an obscure, amateurish internet video deemed by our friends in the Muslim Brotherhood as so insulting to Mohammad as to warrant riots, mayhem and murder of Westerners. Susan Rice dutifully recited this to Our Media (NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, PBS and NPR and even to FoxNews.
Of course only FoxNews (and a single, rogue reporter for CBS, Sharyl Atkisson) reported any fact inconsistent with what Susan Rice said, and since Our Media dutifully parroted Susan Rice's statement that the "anti-Mohammad" video caused a "protest" in Benghazi that somehow spun out of control and resulted in the tragic death of our Ambassador Stevens and three other Americans, we were justifiably confident that a sizeable majority of voters would uncritically accept our placing blame for the attack entirely on that video -- especially when we arranged for the hapless producer of the video to be arrested and "perp-walked" to jail in handcuffs, which Our Media also dutifully covered and explained to the public.
But Fox News reporters Jennifer Griffin, Catherine Herridge, Adam Housley, James Rosen (and one rogue CBS reporter, Sharyl Atkisson) kept reporting to their small audiences of WIV's (Well-Informed Voters) a torrent of facts contradicting our "Blame the Video" theme explained by Susan Rice and dutifully and relentlessly repeated by Our Media (with the sole exception of the CBS rogue, Atkisson).
But after the so-called State Department "whistleblower" Gregory Hicks (who had been Ambassador Stevens' second in command in Lybia) categorically and unequivocally destroyed the believability of our "Blame the Video" explanation, we knew we had to develop an alternate explanation.
For many, many months we struggled to find ways to develop a credible alternative. (Fortunately for us, Our Media's virtual silence about Hicks' explosive testimony afforded us many months to develop a credible alternative.)
Fortunately for us, Our Leader (perhaps with inspiration from me as Minister of Truth) finally developed a brilliant alternative explanation that will, no doubt, be uncritically accepted by everyone in the public (other than the small minority who watches FoxNews): President Obama explained in a tour-de-force interview for New Yorker Magazine explained in ways easy for LIVs i.e., the non-Fox-News audience) to understand that it was not "Al Qaeda" that attacked us in Benghazi but rather was a bunch of "JVs" -- i.e., a few "Junior Varsity" extremists.
So, now you have the explanation of how our brilliant strategy continued shaping the minds of non-Fox-News viewers by transitioning our consistent "JV" explanation from that of "Just Video" to "Junior Varsity," without having to worry that LIV's will understand that what "JV" really means is "Jihadist Verisimilitude."
Although some inner-party members may question the wisdom of my publishing this Anatomy, I can assure them we have no reason to worry because we can be sure the Low Information Voters will never read the footnoted fine-print translation of "Jihadist Verisimilitude" as meaning "Al Qaeda Franchise."
--Minister of Information.
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--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.
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Jim Wrenn
Political Satire/Commentary at PoliSat.Com (Editor)
Biography - Jim Wrenn
Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.
After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.
He wrote the definitive books on the Clinton Era Error: the Clinton Liebrary Book (pre-October, 2000), which he later updated as the Clinton Liebrary Book 2001 Edition to include Election 2000, the post-election shennanigans, and related events through August, 2001. The 2001 edition is the only known literary source that conclusively shows why Bill Clinton pardoned Susan McDougal but not Webster Hubbel. It also presciently contains the Billary/Hillary Dueling Memoirs. At every opportunity he shamelessly promotes his books for orders on-line or by fax at www.ClintonLiebraryBook.Com. He's also the Librarian at the Clinton Liebrary (www.ClintonLiebrary.Com), which owns exclusive rights to Bill Clinton's most famous speech as well as Bill Clinton's comments after revelation of the identity of Deep Throat in 2005.
As an amateur scientist as well as a scientific amateur, he de-bunks the man-is-causing-Global "Warming" theory, and predicts that by the middle of the 21st Century (when he will be safely dead) physicists will discover the obvious flaws in Einstein's Theory of Relativity, which will lead to vastly-faster-than-light travel through polarization of gravity. As a constitutional-law scholar, he's trying to teach those who hold a static, zero-sum-game view of economic and social theories to understand that "property" is not a "thing" but rather is a human right.
Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.
