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"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free." - John 8:32
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Author:  Andrew Benjamin
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Date:  June 20, 2019
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Topic category:  Climate/Climate Change/Weather

Global Warming in 30 Seconds!

How Progressive Leftist Democrats view the history of climate change.

As a preschooler growing up in Budapest, Hungary, I made an astonishing discovery.

I discovered snow melted.

Today we know via Adam Schiff (D-CA) that that colluding pair, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin, caused the weather to change for the worse. They colluded with other Russians to debunk the consensus agreed to by 97% of Obama's Congressional Black Caucus - all climatologists!

Bush and Trump wiped out entire polar bear populations.

Trust me, there's not a single polar bear left anywhere.

See any?

I rest my case.

Weather, I found, was a capitalist plot. The climate never changed before the Republican Party came into existence and began the deplorable change Barack Obama tried to prevent by spying on Trump's irremediable family.

It was all legal I tell you!

Truth is, conservatives want nothing more than for their children to grow up in a dystopian universe of pollution, feces along our sidewalks, stench-spewing sewers filled with germs, viruses, and vomit. Clearly, Republican policies created America’s race riot-torn burned down cities exploding with violence, overrun with rows of tents and cardboard boxes filled with homeless vagrants soaked in their own urine. For example, California's San Francisco, Berkeley, Oakland, Los Angeles, Stockton, Sacramento, and San Diego, which has the fourth largest homeless population in the US.

Facts and settled science," were settled in Kenya a decade ago. Maybe in Hawaii.

Even during protracted periods of cooling, when they were settled in Budapest.

Never mind the serial blizzards in April-May year-after-year across the United States.

Or the frozen Danube between Buda and Pest. That must have been the place where Obama walked on water.

Frozen water.

That’s when in 2016, the Times’ Tom Friedman and Paul Krugman hyperventilated about imminent global warming and predicted the market crash - Trump plunging us into major global depression by January 2017 the latest. We're still suffering from it.

The conclusions are inescapable. Conservatives are responsible for changing the climate from weather that never changed before in history, to weather that changed for the first time when Al Gore made his film. Even more important, we concluded that neither Trump nor the deniers are good people.

Good people will tell us that any wall other than the ones surrounding Nancy's, Obama's and Clinton's homes, is “immoral.”

Good people care about women’s lives and lives that matter (not white lives of course), the weather, and polar bears.

For example, take Ira Einhorn.

An early promoter of the Earth Day and an environment free of common sense (this, before carbon credits were found between Al Gore's fat thighs, the rubbing together of which were credited for producing global heat through friction), Ira “once reportedly broke out the joints, stripped naked and danced in the classroom,” TIME reported. And at Harvard University he once said: “a little more hugging could do Harvard a lot of good.”

Thus we unpack the confusion between really good people like Ira, who are good for the environment, and good for women (and most important for Colorado marijuana sales), and miserably bad people like MAGA "deplorables" who work for a living.

Good people, take Barack Obama, went to Harvard to smoke joints, disseminate Saul Alinsky's book for radicals on how to create chaos, resentment, strife, unrest, division, and race riots. And promote Islam and jihad… all clearly good acts by good people.

Good people, for example, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, can explain advanced economic theory to her 78-year-old Democrat mates in the House. She also instructs the 72-year-old president at how to run businesses so he too can become successful like her. Then she demonstrates her impressive knowledge of plumbing and kitchen sink garbage disposals.

We mentioned the best of the "good people" from Harvard:

That’s where Ira Einhorn learned how to compost his girlfriend. After inhaling pot. Ira likely stripped naked first to hug the trees. Then he packed Helen in Saran wrap like a slab of supermarket meat - because he was good people. Meanwhile, really bad people from Yale and Wharton who’ve been Waging a War on Women, Bush and Trump for example, built environmentally clean green homes, and rebuilt the West Side's waterfront with luxury skyscrapers to house the Masters of the Universe, aka REALLY BAD PEOPLE.

Einhorn of the Green Movement, aka “good people,” disposed of his girlfriend to promote women’s rights.

Helen “Holly” Maddux’s remains were found decomposing in a heap of newspaper and Styrofoam packing material in a trunk in Einhorn’s home 18 months after she had gone missing.” To tell the truth, Einhorn did it for the Earth, for the Greens, for oppressed women, for Pussy Hats, and for the MeToos.

Meanwhile, Al Gore’s Earthlings will be regularly informed about greenhouse gases found only in greenhouses.

It's CO2's fault we are told.

Humanity produces CO2 from exhaling.

Bill Clinton excepted, because he never inhaled. So he doesn't need to exhale CO2.

Cows from farting. Industry produces CO2.

Dead babies do not.

That fact explains why we need more abortions, no industry, no trade, higher taxes, more regulations, no borders, and Obama’s economy where all these dreams have come true.

We need to rid ourselves of industry. And animals. And Israel. And babies.

When we do, CO2 will decrease to the levels that fish will fly, Tesla sports cars in space will reach the next galaxy by the end of 2014,

and Jews will stop oppressing Jihadis and their progressive mates in the Democrat Party.

Clearly, bad weather and CO2 happen because not enough people hug trees, not enough babies die, and not enough schoolboys want to become schoolgirls.

Population growth has nothing to do with it.

Planetary population growth from 1.5 billion in 1900 to 7.5 billion in 2019 and a similar proportional growth for cattle and agriculture will have made no difference at all.

OK, superimpose the CO2 over the Population Growth charts in the two links above.

These charts demonstrate Republican-made Climate Change. Sort of like Obama's Manmade Disasters.

As for the planet – trust the world’s preeminent climatologists who know.

For example AOC and Beto. And now Bernie, the world's leading climatologist.

Life ends precisely 12 years from the time you read this.

Even if you read this rant 12 years from 2179.

My take? Life ends by next Thursday the latest.

I know, because so far everyone else has been wrong about climate change that began in 2001 with Al Gore.

WATCH life end in the first 30 seconds of intense global warming in this video:  CO2 in Perspective

Even you deplorable criminal deniers will finally "get it."

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Andrew G. Benjamin is a real estate and tax specialist, equities trader, a former economic advisor to New York city mayor Rudy Giuliani; serving on the transition team's Subcommittee on Taxation, Finance and the Budget. Benjamin also wrote extensively about intelligence, political and economic issues, the Mideast and its history, terrorism, technology, high end audio, migration issues and transnational politics concentrating on Europe.

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