"No! No! No! - Don't Want To Go"
(to the tune of "Up On The Roof Top" )
Up in the house the illegal's hide
By our laws they don't abide
There on the porch is the INS
Came for Pedro, that's my guess
No! No! No! - don't want to go
No! No! No! - don't want to go-oh
Down through the back yard, skip, skip, skip
Looks like they gave 'The Feds' the slip!
Over in Durham you will see
They'll give them all a fake ID
Now here's the part that gets my goat
You know they'll re-gis-ter to vote!
No! No! No! - don't want to go
No! No! No! - don't want to go-oh
Off to the polls now, hop, hop, hop
We know the voter fraud just won't stop
Down at the office they are pleased
They signed up for their subsidies
(In at the counter they're polite)
After all, it is their right!
No! No! No! - don't want to go
No! No! No! - don't want to go-oh
On to the store now, shop, shop, shop
Every-one gets a brand new top
On to the jobs that we won't do?!?
But there's no jobs for them or you
Sit on the couch and heave a sigh
Un-employment's really high!
No! No! No! - don't want to go
No! No! No! - don't want to go-oh
Out to the mailbox, across the deck
Uncle Sam sent them a check!
Out on the street they have a wreck
They've no license, what the heck!
There's no insurance that we can tell
It's just my car, so what the hell!
No! No! No! - don't want to go
No! No! No! - don't want to go-oh
Stuck with the damage, what's been done?!
I have to pay and they just run
Down towards the clinic they are off
Looks like someone's got a cough
They get a pass so they won't pay
More good things are due their way
No! No! No! - don't want to go
No! No! No! - don't want to go-oh
For all of us it's a bitter pill
We'll cough it up 'cause we pay their bill!