GAIA Minister Neytiri Naked Truth Report Reveals Mitt Romney Believes in Humans Contribute to Global Warming. Mitt Romney Professed his Faith in the Anthropogenic-Global-Warming Belief System at a town hall metting in New Hampshire on June 3, 2011.
As a New Testament to the Gospel of Anthropogenic Global Warming, Mitt Romney not only reaffirmed his faith in doing so but also sang one of the leading Gospel Hymns of Global Warming.
And in professing his belief in AGW (Anthropogenic Global Warming) Romney
refused to be prosaic. Instead, he burst into song with religious fervor
praising GAIA and courageously identifying human activity contributing to Global
Warming. Romney had hoped to also be wearing a GAIA
Hat at the announcement, which he had ordered from Al Gore's
"Carbon-Credit Indulgences" foundation via an 800 number, but the
package failed to arrive in time.
In explaining his confidence in reaffirming his belief in man-caused Global
Warming, Romney identified the scientific evidence known as the "Da
Gorgle Code" which is similar to the Da Vinci Code. After
the announcement, Romney drove away in General Motors' newest Green Car, first
test-driven by Gore soon after General Motors became Government
Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.
After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.
Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.