Topic category: International Affairs/Foreign Policy
Vatican-- Pope Benedict XVI Calls for Global Collectivism to Undo Pope John Paul II's Heretical Collaboration with Reagan to Undo Soviet Collectivism Pope Benedict supports the "Occupy Wall Street 'Movement'"
Susan Sarandon, the new Mother Superior, explains she was recently misquoted as describing Pope Benedict as a "Nazi" when she really said he was a "National Socialist" even though in doing so she "misspoke" because she meant to say he is an "International Socialist."
Vatican-- Dateline October 24, 2011: Pope Benedict XVI calls for global
bank, global economic system and Global Collectivism with Redistribution of
Wealth to eradicate the Idolatry of the Market and to undo Pope John Paul II's
heretical collaboration with Ronald Reagan (a lowly, capitalistic Dutch-Reform
Protestant, no less) in toppling the ideal of Soviet Collectivism by exalting
Pope John Paul II's primary heresy that God endowed humans with unalienable
"rights" rather than with Entitlement to the Property of Others.
Pope Benedict XVI further declared his unequivocal support for "Occupy Wall
Street" and urged its participants to quickly Move-On
to the "Occupy Others' Property" phase.
To enable ordinary mortals to better understand the profound insights just
revealed by Pope Benedict XVI, one of his spokesmen in Washington D.C. provided
an in-depth explanation to the leading proponent of Truth in the United
States: CNN.
All
people who truly seek to have Jesus in their hearts must not only watch this
news-clip but must do so repeatedly until the thought process suggested in it
becomes automatic and they find themselves perpetually searching for someone
willing to purify them by taking their property from them. We must
eradicate the pernicious effects of Pope John Paul's attempt to worship the
false religion that God endowed all humans with unalienable rights to enjoy the
fruits of their own labor (a.k.a. "property"). We must
also recognize the new Ultimate Mother Superior status of one of our leading
theoreticians, Susan Sarandon, who only recently and quite presciently
recognized Pope Benedict XVI's commitment to National Socialism (regarding which
the Reich Wing media falsely reported that she called him a
"Nazi"). She also clarified her statement by adding that she
inadvertently said "National Socialism" when she meant to say
"International Socialism."
Sensing the universal popularity of whatever the Pope says among conservatives,
Tea-Partiers and Republicans, President Obama quickly recalled one of the most
memorable lines among the many sermons of Jeremiah Wright to which he listened
intently for 20 years: "Jeeeeeesssssuuuuus wants us all to be
collectivists," and explained, "That's the reason for my Long
March from capitAlism (via crony capitAlism) to CapitOlism."
Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.
After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.
Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.