Obama's Literary Agent Reveals How the Kenyan Lone Ranger Learns New Pupaya-Stew Recipe from Tonto Cherokee-Warren. Shocking Photograph by Peeples Journalist reveals how Tonto Cherokee-Warren tricked the Kenyan Lone Ranger to Give Up Pupaya Stew in Favor of Papaya Stew.
The Kenyan Lone Ranger, who origianally made the silver bullet his trademark, has now replaced it with the Silver Ballet a.k.a. "Dancing for Dollars." Of course, this has nothing to do with the culinary lesson he learned from Tonto Cherokee-Warren regarding the difference between Pupaya Stew and Papaya Stew.
Obama's
Literary Agent (who has become a breaking-news-source-a-minute since explaining
how Obama's biography produced by the agent
misidentified him as having been born in Kenya from 1996 until 2007,
at which time such error was corrected a Obama was readying himself to run for
President in 2008) reveals how the Kenyan Lone Ranger's determined effort to
sample a wide range of cooking by womyn led to his discovering a brand-new
recipe for his theretofore favorite dish: Pupaya Stew. As shown by
this candid photograph taken by the Peeples
Journalist (who became most famous by taking candid photographs of the wretched
Sarah Palin, including the infamous "Dining on Baked Alaskan Kitten"
photograph), the Kenyan Lone Ranger first sampled this recipe when it
was prepared for him by the First Woman of Color on the Harvard Faculty (a.k.a.,
First Womyn of Colour), who is now better known among the modern-day descendantsº¹
of the first indigenous inhabitants of the continent mis-named by Americo
Vespucci as "North America" as "Tonto
Cherokee-Warren."
º¹
The correct name for such indigeonus people cannot be the Euro-Centric term
"Native Americans," because that term honors the Dead White European
"Amerigo Vespucci," for whom North America, Central America and South
America were named by Europeans. Instead, the archaeologically and
anthropologically correct name for such peoples is "MDOPCIOTPPCBNAAPOs,"
which means:Modern
Descendents
Of Pre-Columbian
Inhabitants
Of The
Post-Pangean
Continent
Between
Northern
Atlantic
And Pacific
Oceans,
which is literally, historically, archaeologically and geographically
correct. For a scholarly explanation of the foregoing, study The
War Against Tobacco (TWAT), many
predictions for which (more than a decade ago) have already come to
pass.
Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.
After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.
Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.