Mount Rushmore and Crazy Horse Monuments Become Mount Obamore and CrazyBeth Monuments to Honor President Obama and Elizabeth Warren for Autobiographical Creativity. Barack Obama's political creativity in permitting his literary agent to promote him from 1996 to 2007 as having been "born in Kenya" and Massachusetts Senatorial Candidate Elizabeth Warren's Self-Affirmative-Actionization have earned both of them special recognition on national monuments in the Black Hills of South Dakota.
Obama's extraordinarily adroit political skill in "fundamentally transforming" his 1996-to-2007 biography from one touting his Kenyan ancestry to his 2008-and-thereafter biography touting his Hawaiian birth and Elizabeth Warren's Self-Affirmative Actionization blazing a trail for a pale white woman to receive recognition for her too-long-denied status as a "Woman of Color" in Ivy League Academia are, no doubt, examples of exceptionally audacious accomplishments in Identity Politics for both Natural-Born-American Aliens and Womyn of Colour.
Obama
has already been added to Mount Rushmore, which is now re-named "Mount
Obamore," which was dedicated to him as the "First President Whose
Literary Agent Identified Him as Kenyan-Born From 1996 to 2007, after which He
Abandoned Such Claim in Order to Run for President as a Natural-Born*
Hawaiian." (*Not by Caesarian
Section)
Also,
although it's still a work in progress, the soon-to-be-completed monument in the
Black Hills of South Dakota (just a few miles from the now-former Mount
Rushmore) will be known as the "Crazybeth Warren Monument," which
honors Crazybeth Warren, a.k.a., Fauxcohontas Warren, a.k.a. Tonto Warren,
a.k.a. Cherokee Warren, a.k.a. Massachusetts Senatorial Candidate Elizabeth
Warren, a.k.a. First Woman of Color on Harvard Faculty, a.k.a. PaleFace-White-Eyes
Warren, Descendant of Trail of Tears Guide from the Indian Bureau:
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Obama's extraordinarily adroit political skill in "fundamentally transforming" his 1996-to-2007 biography from one touting his Kenyan ancestry to his 2008-and-thereafter biography touting his Hawaiian birth and Elizabeth Warrent's Self-Affirmative Actionization blazing a trail for a pale white woman to receive recognition for her too-long-denied status as a "Woman of Color" in Ivy League Academia are, no doubt, examples of exceptionally audacious accomplishments in Identity Politics for both Natural-Born-American Aliens and Womyn of Colour. There can be no doubt that a slew of literary and academic awards will soon follow to recognize the new genre of literature invented by Barack Obama and Elizabeth Tonto-CrazyBeth-Cherokee Warren: The AutoLieOgraphy.
Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.
After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.
Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.