Smart-ObamaPhone Cursive-Translation App for All LIV SmartPhones, I-Phones, Droids, Galaxy Phones, Google Glass, Blackberrys, etc.· Progressive Education to Deprive Posterity of Ability to Read Declaration of Independence
Who needs Cursive? Surely not for txting of sxting. Who needs to learn math? Surely no one who has a calculator. Who needs to study history? Surely no one who has a "history" app on his/her smart phone. All children need is a smart phone, which, with the soon-to-com advent of organic molecular-memory "chips" combatible with the human brain, they'll be able to instantly access remote knowledge, thought, beliefs, etc. OBORG.
Smart-ObamaPhone
Cursive-Translation
App for All LIV SmartPhones, I-Phones, Droids, Galaxy Phones, Google Glass,
Blackberrys, etc.·
Now
that Progressive Educators have determined that cursive
handwriting is obsolete and therefore will no longer be taught to American
Students, President
Barack Obama explains the Revolutionarily Transformational TM
nature of the new Smart-ObamaPhone Cursive-Translation
App" TM
enabling all LIV smart-phone users to understand the historical importance
of the U.S. Constitution's most-important
provision: The "Ye the People" TM
Clause and immortal words of the Declaration of Dependence.TM
Now that Progressive Educators have
determined that cursive
handwriting is obsolete and therefore will no longer be taught to
American Students, President
Barack Obama explains the Revolutionarily Transformational TM
nature of the new Smart-ObamaPhone Cursive-Translation
App" TM
enabling all LIV smart-phone users to understand the historical
importance of
the U.S. Constitution's most-important provision: The "Ye the
People" TM
Clause.
Now that Progressive Educators have
determined that cursive
handwriting is obsolete and therefore will no longer be taught to
American Students, President
Barack Obama explains the Revolutionarily Transformational TM
nature of the new Smart-ObamaPhone Cursive-Translation
App" TM
enabling all LIV smart-phone users to understand the historical
importance of
the immortal words of the Declaration of Dependence.
TM
Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.
After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.
Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.