Obama Tells White House Press Corps Corpse: This is not the Putin you're looking for. In a hastily-called press-conference on Putin's occupation of Crimea poised to soon occupy Ukraine, Obama tells the White House press corps corpse: "This is not the Putin you're looking for."
In this press conference, Obama explained in detail how he knows the Putin in Crimea is an impostor and is NOT the Putin we're looking for.
In a hastily-called press-conference on Putin's occupation of Crimea poised to soon occupy Ukraine, Obama tells the White House press
corps corpse:
"This is not the Putin you're looking for
... because this impostor doesn't have the Reset Button I gave the REAL Putin along with:
my cancellation of the missile-defense
installations that Bush 43 had arranged to be installed in Pole-Land and the Chechoslovakian Republic,
the reversing of the punitive measures Bush 43 imposed for the
Pre-Obama Putin's seizure of part of Georgia,
the Green Light in Syria,
the relaxation of sanctions against Iran,
my pulling out of Iraq without a StatFor agreement,
my prescient announcement in 2011 that the War in Afghanistan will end at the end of 2014,
my dramatically downsizing the U.S. military, and
my continuing to prop-up oil prices to flood Putin's treasury with
petro-dollars by:
preventing construction of the Keystone pipeline,
preventing expansion of drilling on any federal land, and
making new drilling off-shore virtually impossible.
Thus, if we just have patience, the REAL Putin will show-up and oust this imposter and promptly join me in a push-button game of 'Reset.'"
Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.
After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.
Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.