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Putin expresses interest in tracking-bracelets-for-gun-owners proposal by Eric Holder, John Kerry and President Obama to make Ukraine safe (for Putin's shocktroopps)
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animation above the image immediately above is a Safe For Work version of a Ukrainian Woman Sharpshooter in the HOT Shot Brigade practicing her markswomanship while her fellow brigade members watch and await their turns to practice in the same way.
When questioned by military analyists, this HOT Shot Sharpshooter, whose name is Aylasho
Umov (shown speaking in the image immediately above), explained important aspects of the
Military Doctrine employed by the HOT Shot Brigade:
"We know we'll face stiff opposition, our entire array of weapons will enable us to prevail. We don't wear body armor because it would block our special weapon utilizing the visible-light portion of the electromatic spectrum which has long been known to have an extremely discombobulating effect on adversaries who are men or womyn."
"And from our spies with good connections with Putin's mistress, we know the Russian troops share the same vulnerability to our visible-light weapon as does Putin.
"When we will ultimately achieve victory when Putin is Putout of Office.
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